Collection of Funny Shayari in Urdu
Funny Shayari in Urdu in the first part of this series of Shayari, we will introduce you to sixty funny and witty shayaris written in Urdu that are certain to put a smile on your face. These shayaris take a humorous and lighthearted approach to discuss topics related to love, relationships, and life in general while also touching on those topics.
These shayaris are sure to get you in a good mood because they light up various issues, from preoccupation with social media to the pleasures of pizza.
Here below, a list of Funny Shayari in Urdu is given.
Dil ke chhole ne itna awaaz kiya,
Ke padosi ko bhi abhi tak yaqeen nahi aya.
Teri yaad mein guzarti hai zindagi,
Par tujhe dekhne ke liye karoon kya khudkhushi?
Tu samjhe to moti hai, main samjha to pani,
Bekaar samjha jo dil samjhe, samjhe woh begani.
Mohabbat mein kya kya hota hai,
Chirag jalte hain aur makhhi bhi jal jati hai.
Pyar mein dil ka haal toh koi bhi batata hai,
Par kaun batayega ke saala khana kahan se layega?
Zindagi ek saza hai, chahe koi sahi chahe koi galat,
Bas uska matlab nahi ki har jagah gufa khodenge.
Jahan chaand dikhayi de, wahan dil lagayiye na,
Kyunki agar dil ka haal puchha toh chehre pe tamaacha khayiye na.
Dosti ke naam par dukan khole,
Aage se teen rupay, peeche se paanch rupay dole.
Na jaane kya hua hai dil ko, Khud ko rok nahi paate,
par dusron ko toke jaate hain.
Mohabbat mein sab kuchh sehna padta hai,
Jab tak talaq nahi hoti, tab tak sab sahna padta hai.
Tere chehre ka noor khud ba khud bikharta hai,
Tujhe dekh kar zindagi ka maqsad hi bhool jata hai.
Tere khayalon mein khoya rehta hoon,
Jab bhi mujhe kuchh yaad aata hai, toh tujhe hi bhool jata hoon.
Tere ishq mein main mar jaata hoon,
Par phir bhi teri bahan mein so jaata hoon.
Meri zindagi mein toh sirf tum ho,
Lekin tum toh kisi aur ke saath ho.
Mohabbat mein kuchh bhi ho sakta hai,
Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakho, condom ka istemal zaroor karo.
Teri baaton mein jhalak hai kuchh aisi,
Jaise baatein kar raha hai koi taasi.
Zindagi badi ajeeb hai,
Kuchh paise toh hai, lekin koi kaam nahi hai.
Tere chehre pe kitne daag hai,
Kya yeh bhi tere makeup ke maamle mein aata hai?
Tere chehre pe daag nahi hai,
Tujhe dekh kar mera dil hi kharab hai.
Tu jaane na, tu jaane na,
Par main jaan gaya hoon ki tu jaane na.
Tere chehre pe daag hai,
Shayad tujhe dhoop mein khade hone ki aadat hai.
Tujhe dekhne ke liye kya kya karna padta hai,
Office jaana padta hai,
Doston se pyaar kiya toh dushman ban gaye,
Par dushman se pyaar kiya toh dost ban gaye.
Mohabbat karna ek art hai,
Aur breakup karna ek science.
Tum ho toh hum hain,
Par agar tum nahi ho toh kya hai hum?
Tere chehre ka noor hawa mein bikhrta hai,
Kyunki electric bill nahi bharne ka darr hota hai.
Main hoon na, main hoon na,
Lekin shaadi ke baad tu kahan hai na.
Tere khayalon mein khoye rehte hain,
Par sach kahu toh, khoye rehne ki aadat nahi hai.
Zindagi ke safar mein musafir hain hum,
Par train mein seat nahi hai, bus mein jaga nahi hai, toh aap hi samajh lo.
Teri baaton mein jaadu hai,
Tujhse baat karte karte,
mujhe abhi tak bewakoof banaya hai.
Tere chehre pe daag nahi hai,
Shayad yeh tere chote bhai ka zimmedari hai.
Dard bhari shayari padhte ho,
Toh kya karoon,
breakup ke baad zindagi mein sirf yahi hai.
Tere khayalon mein khoye rehte hain,
Par abhi tak khoye rehne se acha hai,
Facebook pe stalking kar loon.
Mohabbat karne ka asli maza toh tab aata hai,
Jab breakup ke baad bhi uske Instagram stories dekhne ka haq banta hai.
Teri baaton mein jaadu hai,
Lekin jab se breakup hua hai,
teri zindagi ki tragedy mere haath mein hai.
Tere chehre ka noor hawa mein bikhrta hai,
Kyunki bijli ka bill nahi bharne ka darr hota hai.
Zindagi ki raahon mein tu jaisa dost mila,
Isse accha toh main kisi se enemy ban jata.
Tere chehre pe daag nahi hai,
Par shayad teri kismat mein daag dhabe ke saath shaadi honi hai.
Tere khayalon mein khoye rehte hain,
Par sach kahu toh,
khoye rehne ki aadat nahi hai.
Pyaar ka rishta hai,
jeevan ka adhaar hai,
Par agar breakup ho jaye toh samajh lo jeevan ka sawaal hai.
Tere chehre ka noor hawa mein bikhrta hai,
Kyunki ghar ka bijli bill nahi bharne ka darr hota hai.
Dosti aur pyaar mein fark hota hai,
Dosti mein sab share karte hain,
pyaar mein sab spare karte hain.
Tere khayalon mein khoye rehte hain,
Par abhi tak khoye rehne se acha hai,
Netflix pe series dekh loon.
Tere chehre pe daag nahi hai,
Shayad yeh tere makeup ka kaam
Mohabbat mein kitna bhi dhokha kyun na ho jaye,
Par pizza pe dhokha kabhi nahi karna chahiye.
Teri baaton mein jaadu hai,
Par abhi toh meri zindagi mein WhatsApp ke blue ticks se zyada impact hai.
Tere chehre ka noor hawa mein bikhrta hai,
Kyunki light bill nahi bharne ka darr hota hai.
Mohabbat karna hai toh karo,
Lekin jab breakup ho jaye toh koi harm nahi hai,
bas ek viral meme ban jata hai.
Tere khayalon mein khoye rehte hain,
Par abhi toh zindagi mein khud ko dhundhna priority hai.
Tere chehre pe daag nahi hai,
Shayad yeh teri khud ki photoshop ki zaroorat hai.
Pyaar kiya toh darna kya,
Lekin breakup ke baad social media pe privacy settings badalna jaruri hai.
Tere chehre ka noor hawa mein bikhrta hai,
Kyunki candle light dinner ke liye koi budget nahi hai.
Mohabbat ki intehaan toh yeh hai,
Ki jab breakup ho jaye toh phone pe ek dusre ka gaana band karna padta hai.
Tere khayalon mein khoye rehte hain,
Par sach kahu toh khud ki khushi ke liye thodi si reality mein bhi jeena jaruri hai.
Tere chehre pe daag nahi hai,
Shayad yeh teri kismat mein achhe din ka daag hai.
Pyaar kiya toh darna kya,
Lekin jab breakup ho jaye toh social media pe ek dusre ka block karna jaruri hai.
Tere chehre ka noor hawa mein bikhrta hai,
Kyunki romantic date pe koi paisa nahi hai.
Mohabbat mein kitna bhi dhokha kyun na ho jaye,
Par biryani pe dhokha kabhi nahi karna chahiye.
Tere khayalon mein khoye rehte hain,
Par abhi toh zindagi mein kaam bhi zaruri hai,
khud ko online courses se upgrade karlo.
Tere chehre pe daag nahi hai,
Shayad yeh tere ex ke pyaar ka nishan hai,
jiska mujhe mazaaq banaya hai.
Final Words:-
This collection of Shayaris presents a humorous and lighthearted perspective on various aspects of life, and it exemplifies the wit and humor for which Funny Shayari in Urdu is famous.
These shayaris are guaranteed to put a smile on your face, regardless of whether you’re in a bad mood or just looking for a good laugh. The next time you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, give these shayaris a read and get ready to have a good belly laugh!
